I finally settle back into my body to find my wardrobe has been replaced.

...

At least I still have my hat.

By the way, I would like to tell all of you that Akiko Narumi has horrible hair. Someone should fix that. I'll pay, even.

[There's some clattering heard as someone takes a sip from a cup. Is it coffee or tea? No idea. A satisfied sigh and the cup sits back down on the saucer before a voice begins to speak. It's distinctly Japanese, but of course, through the ~magic of Vatheon~ it's translated into the language of your preference.]

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Why is that thing eating my hat?

[Here, have one wet and disgruntled detective staring at a zombie as it tries to eat his hat which he dropped when he climbed up a tree to get away from said zombie. Right.]

I really liked that hat too.

It was a really nice hat.

Really nice.

[And then the feed ends.]